Tuesday, May 29, 2007

What happened to David Copperfield?

He used to be on about every year and now he is gone just like the time he made the Statue of Liberty disappear. What was it that I liked about him? Was it the cool hair? Maybe the use of a famous name in literature? Perhaps it was the scantily claded women? I think it was his sense of humor and groovy music.

Now he found the fountain of youth about a year ago on an island he bought and thwarted theft in my old stomping grounds of WPB, FL (he fits in there because he's one of the beautiful people). However, no new specials. I remember the Magic of David Copperfield sponsored by Kraft.
Thanks to whatever David did to me while I watched, I am now a believer for anything Kraft. Maybe subliminal suggestions, who knows? Nevertheless, I still miss good illusionists.
I read somewhere that David got his secrets from master illusionist and former Canadian parliment member, Doug Henning (5/3/1947-2/7/2000).


He left magic to follow the Maharishi Maresh Yogi,




the same one who hung out with the Beatles and started the transcendental mediation movement (TM) and the Natural Law Party and their perpetual candidate for president, Dr. John Hagelin



What I find interesting is that John Hagelin was the Reform party candidate last go around. You might remember the previous candidates for president from the Reform party:
I still miss David Copperfield and Master Illusionist Doug Henning. Maybe David will do commercials for Chrysler just like Doug did and if not, maybe he will do a deathmatch with David Blaine for supreme magician of the world.
Next up, what ever happened to pong or who's in charge of the government and their cheese?

Monday, May 28, 2007

What a Blog Should Be!






Here I am in my living room writing this for no one. I say that as no one knows this exists except for my wife and maybe David Copperfield.




Alas, the only thing that I can write about is the Silver Jews.


It's not Isralies dipped in shiny metal or the Geriatric crowd from the local synagouge, its an actual band.


A darn good one!

Imagine a band that sings about lost love, booze, and randomness. That's what you have with the Joos. My now ex-brother-in-law bought a CD for $1.00 and since then, it's been a slow education, but I have caught up to this Nashvegas delight.
If you want a intro into the Joos, then try the above CD. It only gets better. Each CD is different from the other in that they do not continue in the same path, but yet it all fits together.
So that is it. Nothing fancy or controversial. I will leave that to everyone else.
Peace to the Streets and to the Middle East, while cleaning your stinky weasel feet